Here's the deal. This?
Is what I'm talking about. Spock friggin' judo throwing a death bot.
Mirror universe! Phasers!
Just so's we're on the same page, here. Let's try -- if we can -- to leave the fandom and FAQs and tech manuals and all of that alone. Classic Trek is Technicolor space pulp adventure, through and through. They fight a giant hand in space! They meet Greek gods, sort of! It is over the top and awesomified already.
Now let's play it. Post here. Say how you'll do it.