In honor of our new vanilla upgrade, I bring you the latest game in the "Too Far?" series:
"When Eero posts, he is not alone."
THE CHARACTERS are a small, exclusive cult of game designers, narrative engineers, literary neophiles and hipster fanboys who have discovered a small door hidden behind a filing cabinet, said door concealing an interdimensional portal leading directly into the head of Eero Tuovinen. Though bound by scientific honor and mystic oath to report willingly and in great detail to each other, each of them has secretly been using this portal to further a personal Agenda of their own.
THE GAME THREAD
There shall be a Game Thread posted on the forum, with a title including the words "Being Eero". The OP of the Game Thread shall contain the following paragraph, italicized:
Anyone may join the game in progress by creating a character and posting it. Non-players posting in the Game Thread will be ignored, in the name of Science. By posting in the Game Thread, all non-players agree that they shall post nothing other than the word "Wow", and that if they post anything other than the word "Wow" they shall be subjected to incessantly-repeated private messages from the ThreadKeeper saying things like "Come on, be cool" and "I'll be your best friend" and other passive-aggressive means of text-based cajolement until such time as they delete the body of their post, replacing it with the word "Wow".