The Earth lay in uninhabitable ruins after the aftermath of the Atomic Wars, or so the people of Rocket City thought! But a recent discovery has revealed a shocking truth: humanity have survived on our ancestral homeworld! Signs point to small communities persisting in a state of ignoble savagery, and so a new division of the famous Danger Patrol has been formed to spread the light of culture and reason to these benighted souls! But they'll face more perils than the Brain-men's GLOVES OF VIOLATION and the deadly yet strangely compelling wardances of the BABES OF BATTLE! For the Earth is held in the unrelenting grip of a STORM OF MADNESS, from which they none of them have shelter.